Hey. Nice to meet you. I'm Matt. I'm 18. I live in Preston, England. I like Neutral Milk Hotel, Community, Death Cab for Cutie and probably lots of other things.
Posted on 23rd May at 2:06 AM, with 124,993 notes
which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
/Mouth/ Rushmore. /Mouth/.
Posted on 23rd May at 12:29 AM, with 53 notes
As usual, Max sought out the guidance of Dolores in matters touching on Korean hip-hop.
Visit shchambers.com for unusal comics.
Posted on 22nd May at 10:27 PM, with 17,254 notes
inspiring persistence
Posted on 22nd May at 9:01 PM, with 19,400 notes
“We’re getting pizza for dinner”
Posted on 22nd May at 6:01 PM, with 23,874 notes
Average Lifespans of the People of Middle Earth
Men: 60 years
Hobbits: 100 years
Dwarves: 250 years
Elves: Who the fuck knows those bastards are so tricky
Posted on 22nd May at 4:30 PM, with 68,928 notes
remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus
remember vampires suck?
